Today in Sports

Manny Ramirez signs a 2-year, $45 million deal with the Dodgers today.

Ray Lewis and Kurt Warner stay with their respective teams, both signing deals.

The Crapskins (Redskins) signed Albert Haynesworth to a 7 year, $100 million dollar deal last week. They also signed DeAngelo Hall to a $54 million deal. Looks like Snyder has done it again. No real help for the team, but he does get Haynesworth.

The Cowboys made some "fantastic" moves last week: Getting Keith Brooking and signing the immortal John Kitna. This makes me real excited.

A-Roid has a cyst in his hip. I wonder where he got that.

Shaq has been kickin A-- recently.