The Burger King Man creeps me out...

I was watching TV and a Burger King commercial came on and it reminded me of the Burger King man. I find him creepy. Am I the only one who thinks he's weird. I mean, he shows up in people's beds while they sleep, and they aren't even surprised that he's there. I mean, what did they do the night before that he's not surprised a plastic faced Burger King man is in his bed. Then, BK man tries to offer the guy a breakfast sandwich from his coat. I mean, the sandwich can't be fresh.

Another commercial has the BK man trying to push a black man working on a scaffold high in the air off the scaffold. So, the BK man is racist also.

He's fathering children out of wedlock, sleeping with men, trying to kill black men and trying to give people cold sandwiches from his coat...at least I think its from his coat. Where is he keeping those sandwiches.

Let me know your thoughts about the Burger King man.

Today in Sports

Manny Ramirez signs a 2-year, $45 million deal with the Dodgers today.

Ray Lewis and Kurt Warner stay with their respective teams, both signing deals.

The Crapskins (Redskins) signed Albert Haynesworth to a 7 year, $100 million dollar deal last week. They also signed DeAngelo Hall to a $54 million deal. Looks like Snyder has done it again. No real help for the team, but he does get Haynesworth.

The Cowboys made some "fantastic" moves last week: Getting Keith Brooking and signing the immortal John Kitna. This makes me real excited.

A-Roid has a cyst in his hip. I wonder where he got that.

Shaq has been kickin A-- recently.

This Day in History, March 5

1770 - Boston Massacre - 5 Americans, including a black man named Crispus Attucks, and a boy are killed by British troops in an event that would contribute to outbreak of American Revolutionary War 5 years later.

1836 - Samuel Colt makes his first production-model receiver, the .34-caliber.

1933 - Great Depression: President Roosevelt declares a "bank holiday": closing all the U.S. banks and freezing all financial transactions.

1946 - Winston Churchill uses phrase "Iron Curtain" in his speech at Westminster College, MO.

1966 - BOAC flight 911 crashes on Mount Fuji, Japan, killing 124.